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... Where I go undercover into unsuspecting pet and bird stores, and show you, live on camera, how to avoid getting ripped off... when buying birds, food, toys, and more! This is another $19.95 value, yours FREE too! But more on your FREE DVD Gift and monthly subscription to "Parrot Magic" in a moment. Because first, I'd like to ask you... "Does Your Parrot Love You? You love your parrot... ... But are you really sure that your parrot loves you? And -- does he love you as much as he could? Because parrots aren't like Golden Retrievers, for example. They haven't been domesticated for thousands of years. And they don't loyally bond to any master, no matter how little time you invest in them. We humans have only been breeding "domestic" parrots for about 100 years now... So these birds are still very close to being wild animals. And this means, if you want to win the love and respect of your parrot, you need to know how to think, behave, and communicate like a parrot! You need to become a "Parrot Whisperer"... "What Your Parrot Magazines Unfortunately, your average Parrot Training magazine doesn't offer you the information you need to develop a loving bond with your parrot and keep him healthy... Why not? Because most parrot books and magazines are written for NEW parrot owners -- people who've just bought their first parrot (usually a baby)! And these magazines are often written for KIDS!!!! So while they might cover the very basics of feeding, housing, and training a new parrot, that's it! Which is CRAZY when you think about it! Because the average parrot has a lifespan of 15 to 60+ years! And all you've been given is the training and diet information you need to get your parrot through the first year of its life!
... These are all extremely important questions that you MUST get answered! "Why You Need To Wine, Dine, It might sound a little crazy, but owning a parrot is a lot like being in a romantic relationship. ... If you don't give the relationship proper ongoing care and attention... if you don't spice things up once in a while... the relationship fizzles and dies! You fight more... You talk less... You have less fun together... You can develop stress related health issues... and more. It's the same with a parrot! If you keep doing the same thing every day with your parrot, they're going to get BORED!!! And there's nothing more dangerous than a bored parrot! They develop bad habits... they become destructive... and they do all sorts of crazy things to get your attention and get a reaction! And they can develop terrible, life-threatening health issues! Think about it... ... If you were born and bred to fly 50+ miles per day foraging for food in a rainforest with your buddies, and someone locked you in a cage with a ratty old toy and told you to like it or lump it, wouldn't you start acting out too?
"Challenge Your Parrot With Exciting I'm so excited about this... ... Because, one of the COOLEST parts of your "Parrot Magic" subscription will be the new parrot magic trick we'll be sending you each month! While you may not know him, my brother Dave Womach is a world-famous magician who has traveled to over 50 countries with his stage show that features AMAZING bird tricks with macaws, cockatoos, parakeets, budgies, doves and more! Dave has helped some of the most respected magicians in the industry train THEIR birds, including celebrity David Copperfield!
... And now, each month Dave is going to take you behind the scenes of his shows, breaking the magician's code of "never tell `em how it's done"... And Dave will be showing you the secrets to performing REAL magic tricks with your parrot! "Every Month, You'll Learn An Amazing It's not only a fascinating "behind-the-scenes" look at the life of a real magician... ... It's an exciting opportunity to strengthen the bond between you and your bird by mentally and physically challenging your parrot with some highly unusual but VERY spectacular trick training routines! Tricks that you won't find taught in ANY OTHER bird training book, magazine, or course on the market today! Just imagine the looks on the faces of your family and friends when they see you perform tricks like...
... And that's just for starters! Each month we'll be sending you a BRAND NEW magic trick, broken down into bite-size, step by step lessons! Plus, we'll coach you on how to evaluate your bird's temperament and make any necessary trick adjustments so that you're guaranteed he loves to perform!
Or, keeping reading to discover what else is included: "Your Friends Will Be Spellbound
Watching No doubt, your friends and family will be awestruck when they see you and your parrot perform your first trick. In fact, don't be surprised if they start asking you advice about getting a parrot of their own... ... All because you've made it look so fun and effortless! And I promise, if you've been having behavior challenges with your bird like:
... "Parrot Magic" is your solution! Because your bird will not only LOVE all of the attention, communication, and socialization that comes with training each of these new tricks... ... He'll develop confidence in his relationship with you. And once he's confident that you love and value him as a member of his "flock" with these daily interactions and challenges... ... Your parrot will stop acting out and begin expressing his love and affection for you in ways that are much more appropriate! "No More Screaming Or Biting!" Imagine, spending a quiet evening with your parrot happily nuzzled into your neck or shoulder... watching TV together... and then, when it's time for bed, you just tell him "Bedtime!" ... And watch as he happily flies back to his cage, and settles down for the night! Or, coming home from work to... quiet! Ah silence! No squawking for attention. No shrill screaming. Just blissful, peaceful quiet, because your bird knows to wait patiently for you until you're ready to feed and play with him -- on YOUR time! "Parrot Magic" will help you get these results and more, including:
... And that's just for starters. We'll even be showing you our stupidest training mistakes... and how we reversed problems we accidentally created!
Fortunately, I knew exactly what I'd done wrong, so you'll have a powerful opportunity to see me reverse the problem, live on DVD!
Or, keep reading to discover what else is included: "Is Your Parrot At Risk Of An Early Death?" No one likes to think about a beloved pet dying... ... However, without the critical health information included with your monthly subscription to "Parrot Magic", you may be sentencing your parrot to an early grave. I know this probably sounds harsh. But it's TRUE! Most parrots will only live HALF of their potential life expectancy because of improper feeding and health care! ... All because so many parrot owners are unknowingly exposing their birds to foods and toxins that are KILLING them! And guess what???? Many of these foods and toxins can actually be found at your local pet store... even in your bird's toys and foods! "Every Month, We'll Put The Most Again, parrots have only been domesticated for about 100 years now. And we've been *seriously* studying their health and diet for waaaay less time than that -- less than 25 years! That's why, as part of your FREE 30-Day Gift Subscription to "Parrot Magic", I think it's important to send you the very latest parrot health and diet research every month... ... All intended to improve the health and increase the lifespan of your parrot! I'm talking about topics like...
... And this is really just the tip of the iceberg! Because this is information that I spend hundreds of hours and over $15,000 every year gathering, but it will arrive on your doorstep each month, included with your "Parrot Magic" subscription!
Or, keeping reading to discover what else is included: "Guaranteed To Work For Absolutely I don't care what kind of bird you own...
... "Parrot Magic" is guaranteed to provide the critical training and health information you need every month to:
In fact, I absolutely guarantee this #1 rated parrot training and health subscription will work for absolutely ANY breed of hook-billed bird including...
... plus tons more! And I can confidently make this guarantee because with your FREE 30-Day Gift Subscription to "Parrot Magic", I'm going to send you three more very special bonus gifts... *** Bonus Gift #1 *** "Enjoy $2,388 In FREE Consulting (A $199 Per Month Value, Yours FREE!)
However, as part of your subscription to "Parrot Magic", you can ask her as many bird health and training questions as you like, including questions like...
... Plus tons more! Normally, Kim charges $30-100+ per hour for private consultations to answer questions like these and give you personalized training help with your bird. However, as part of your "Parrot Magic" subscription, you'll be able to ask her as many questions as you like in our "Inner Circle" Discussion Forum. *** Bonus Gift #2 *** "I'll Send You A Brand New Parrot (A $197 Annual Value, Yours FREE!)
...But as part of this very special FREE 30-Day Gift Subscription to Parrot Magic, I'd like to give you a membership absolutely free for as long as you're a subscriber! So every 3 months, you can expect to get a brand new trick training DVD on topics like flight training, hand-taming, advanced tricks, socialization, and more! *** Bonus Gift #3 *** "Let Me Surprise You With (A $19.95 Annual Value, Yours FREE!)
But sometimes, as a little extra bonus gift, we'll surprise you by mailing you the props you need to perform this month's trick! I won't tell you when. Or what you'll get. You'll just have to wait and see! ;-)
Or, keep reading to learn why I'm hiding this from my wife: "Sssssshhh!!!! Please Don't Tell My ... But I Want You To Have It All Yes, it's really true... ... For a VERY limited time, I'm taking a massive risk and giving away FREE 30-Day Gift Subscriptions to "Parrot Magic." So you'll get...
... And it's all yours FREE for the next 30 days!
But please try and keep this hush hush. Because right now, my wife Sally has NO IDEA I'm doing this and I don't want to worry her... "My Wife Sally Is Pregnant... ... So This Is
The Very Last Time This is a brand new publication, and I need it to be successful RIGHT NOW! Because while I'd normally be patient about getting a new product off the ground, my lovely wife, Sally, is pregnant and due to give birth to our first baby very, very, VERY soon! And frankly, I don't want to spend the first few months of my new baby's life worrying about making this publication a success. I want to focus 100% of my attention on looking after Sally and our new baby... caring for my birds (of course)... and delivering a quality publication to YOU! So I've decided to take a BIG CHANCE... Such a big chance, in fact, that I'm keeping it a secret from Sally so it doesn't freak her out and send her into early labor! ;-) You see, so I'm convinced that you'll be nothing but THRILLED with the new, loving relationship that you'll have with your bird thanks to "Parrot Magic," that you'll look forward to receiving new issues... every single month!
... It's pocket change when you consider that you'll be getting $1000s worth of the most cutting-edge parrot training and health advice delivered right to your doorstep every month. But, of course, if you're not absolutely thrilled, as I suspect you will be, then you can simply send me an email before your 30 day trial expires saying "No, thanks Chet! Not for me!" ... And you'll never be billed a dime! "But Wait... Don't Forget "Crappy Bird Store Rip-Offs Exposed!" (It's a Gift Valued At $19.95, But Yours FREE
And frankly, even when you tell the shop owners what they're doing wrong, most don't care! Why? Because they're in it for the money! They don't give a damn about these poor birds! And so what's even WORSE is they're passing on their ignorance to the general public, who is buying birds and food from them! So to combat this growing problem, I decided to go undercover. My brother Dave and I traveled through SEVEN different bird shops, secretly filming, and you'll see it ALL! You'll discover:
... Plus much more! But I have to warn you -- if you're easily sickened by people's general cruelty to animals this DVD may NOT be for you. Because once you know these secrets, it will be hard for you NOT to speak up in the pet stores you visit and act on behalf of the poor, helpless parrots who are being sold by some pretty darn ignorant people.
"How To Claim Your Free 30-Day Gift (Remember: Only the first 250 people will qualify!) Don't waste another minute wondering if your parrot really loves you. ... With "Parrot Magic", winning the love and respect of your parrot will be easy! Every month, we'll send you a brand-new issue, jam-packed with parrot training, behavior, and health information guaranteed to...
... Just like date night for romantic partners, "Parrot Magic" will spice up your relationship with your parrot with a new issue each month! Because your bird will not only LOVE all of the attention, communication, and socialization that comes with training each of these new tricks... ... He'll develop confidence in his relationship with you. And once he's confident that you love and value him as a member of his "flock" with these daily interactions and challenges... ... Your parrot will stop acting out and begin expressing his love and affection for YOU in ways that are rewarding... like cuddles, snuggles, and coos -- instead of biting and screeching! There simply isn't another parrot training subscription available like this anywhere in the world.
However, if you're not 100% satisfied, canceling is easy. Simply email me before your 30 Day Gift Subscription expires, and you'll never be charged a dime. And of course, like I've mentioned earlier... ...The first 250 who subscribe will automatically receive a FREE copy of my newest DVD "Crappy Pet Shop Rip-Offs Exposed". It's a $19.95 value, but will be yours FREE to keep no matter whether or not you decide to keep your "Parrot Magic" subscription. It's just my way of saying thanks for giving us a shot. So it's a guaranteed gain, no matter what you decide!
Click Here Now To Start And of course, if you have questions, I encourage you to email info@birdtricks.com and we'll be happy to speak with you. I hope you enjoy this gift subscription!
Chet Womach P.S. I can't emphasize enough... This FREE 30-Day Gift Subscription offer will only be available for an extremely limited time. My wife Sally is pregnant... And she'd be really worried if she knew I was taking such an enormous risk right now, giving away these free gift subscriptions... But I know this is my last opportunity to win your business before the baby is born, so I'm pulling out all the stops. Remember, there's absolutely NO RISK in claiming your FREE 30-Day Gift Subscription. If you don't love it, simply email me in the next 30 days to say "No Thanks Chet" and you'll never pay a dime. Or continue your subscription to "Parrot Magic" at the guaranteed lowest monthly subscription rate of just $39.95 a month -- a HUGE 20% discount off the regular subscription rate I plan to start selling it for shortly! And enjoy the truckload of bonus gifts... Including $1,000s in FREE parrot training and health advice from my Certified Avian Specialist and a very special FREE membership in my Quarterly DVD Club! It's all part of your monthly subscription to "Parrot Magic." And don't forget ... There are still 250... 219... 187... 79 copies left of the FREE gift DVD, "Crappy Bird Store Rip-Offs Exposed". So if you claim your membership in the next 2 minutes, you're guaranteed to get a copy that'll be yours to keep, whether or not you decide to keep your subscription to "Parrot Magic". You have nothing to lose, and a rewarding, fun, and loving relationship with your parrot to gain. So act now...
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