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Join Our 'Top Secret' Mission To Spread Surveillance Footage Of Abusive, Crappy Pet Shops Throughout The World! Attention Agents! Agent 'C' & 'D' here... (Chet & Dave Womach)... requesting your assistance. We have risked life and limb to infiltrate evil pet shops in our sector, and capture video surveillance footage to put these pet shops behind bars. But we need your help! To avoid being
captured, we were forced to hideout on a nearly deserted island in
the middle of the pacific ocean. But that facility has now been compromised, and we were forced to escape by helicopter to an old abandoned CIA communications post accessible only through underwater caverns. So watch as we leave exit our safe house, barrel over cliffs in our chopper, and swim through shark infested waters to try to reach the CIA communications post in time. (think I'm kidding ... we really do swim with sharks in this video)
Our missions success now depends on YOU! We've caught these rat bastard pet shops in the act of abusing their parrots... and now it's up to you to help me spread this 'intel' to the world.
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