I Absolutely Guarantee Your Bird Will Talk — Or I'll Personally Give You Your Money Back, 100%!
(I'll Come Back To My Risk-Free Guarantee A Little Later.)
But that's not all...
And so much more. Lots more!
Just to show you that I'm not kidding around, let me make you this promise. If you can find a better program that teaches your bird to talk, sing or whistle, better or faster — anywhere on the planet...
But wait, there's even more.
I put this training system together because of the boatloads of email I was receiving, everyday. My subscribers were pleading with me to give them tips on teaching their parrots to talk. (I'm sure you do, too.)
I spent more hours than I would like to count, answering all sorts of parrot-talking questions. I was getting sort of whiney about all the effort I was putting into these emails. My wife told me I better do something about it before I drove her crazy. So I did.
2 years ago I went on a mission to produce and deliver THE premier product in the marketplace, or anywhere. This ultimate system covers each and every aspect and angle of quick and easy "Real Speech" training.
I left no stone unturned for you and hold nothing back from you, so you'll never, ever have to buy another product of this sort again. Really, nothing that I know of, that's this comprehensive has ever been offered before.
The more I looked into putting package together, the more excited I got and that's when I really went to work. I went out and scoured the whole west coast and found a parrot trainer that specializes in teaching parrots to talk.
I knew that if I could get this guy to spill his guts on all the tips and tricks under their belt, that I would literally have people banging on my front door to get a hold of my training course.
This parrot trainer is a true, old school pro. I'm convinced he's a parrot training genius, and at the same time he's the most "ornery" 80-year-old man you could ever meet in your life. (You gotta get the system to find out!)
I Literally Grilled Him And Gave Him The "3rd Degree!"
I spent hour after grueling hour with him, prying every tip, trick and technique out of him that I could. After I was done I felt beat up and battered. But it was worth it, because...
... I walked away with pages and pages of phenomenal notes, chocked full of the most powerful, seasoned and effective tips that easily slashes the time it takes to speech train your bird in HALF.
I tried and tested every golden nugget he gave me against every other course on the market I could find. Nothing comes close. If it does, so help me, I want you to ask for your money back — no questions asked.
Your bird will love this! But I didn't stop there. I tested, honed and refined this system into an easy-to-use-for-the-average-person, kit. You'll love it, too.
Instead of your parrot babbling a jumble of unrelated words, he'll actually make sense. I wanted it to sound as though you are having a "real," one-on-one conversation with your bird. Hence, "Real Speech."
In other words, I created a system that shows you step-by-step, exact detailed instructions on how to get your bird's answer to match with any question or statement you ever say. Not only does your bird make sense, but you also get to hear your bird speak clearly.
Your friends won't laugh — they'll be shocked and amazed at your ability to "talk" with your parrot. Here's just a little example...
If your name is Jim and your wife's name is Sue, your parrot can now tell you apart and call you by name. You'll hear, "Hi Jim" when you walk into the room, and "Hi Sue" when Sue walks into the room.
But don't take my word for it, listen to what others are saying...
And those stories are from people who got my Old system, before...
That Recordings Of Real Birds
This technique is so powerful, that a few weeks ago, I released a special-report to my subscribers describing the amazing results parrot's have gotten from this discovery.
But before I tell you about this strategy, first a story...
If you've been a subscriber of mine for long, you know that I've recently gotten married. I obviously own several birds, including a cockatiel by the name of "Magoo" who says a handful of words very clearly, and loves to show off for Sally (my wife).
Sally got such a kick out of my birds, that before we got married, she wanted to have a bird of her own, so she got a cute little female parakeet. She's a bit of a hodge-podge w/ all sorts of jumbled up colors, but a sweet-heart none the less.
Well... before Sally and I got married, her parakeet hadn't learned how to talk, and since we didn't live together I hadn't put any time into speech training this little guy errr... girl.
But when Sally moved into my house when we got married, she brought the parakeet with her to live in the cage next to my cockatiel. And then an amazing thing happened...
Within 30 days, without any training at all, my wife's parakeet had learned every word that my cockatiel knew how to say, and said them as clear as a bell!
Which brings me to the powerful discovery...
Your bird will learn how to talk 10 times faster, if he hears the words being spoken by another parrot! I'm not sure what causes this phenomenon. Probably something to do with inter-flock communication theory. But all I know is it works, and it works well!
So as I brainstormed a way to duplicate this method, and make it available to everyone. I tried to recreate the same situation on a CD of other recorded birds, just like my bird would be exposed to if those same recorded birds were actually in the same room!
Think about it... A bird that says a word, wouldn’t just continue to repeat itself, it would repeat the word a few times at random throughout the day. And that seemed to be enough to have success when it came from a real bird.
So because I didn’t have a CD player that would play a CD all day long and only say the word 5-6 times at random. I set the CD player to play the recordings once a minute for 5 minutes. And no more!
Baam! Within 3 days, my bird was singing the theme song to whiny the pooh! It was a huge victory, and it was then I knew I was onto something that would take the pet parrot world by storm. Something that truly everyone would love.
This posed a huge problem that only a few people in the word could capitalize on. How in the world would you get enough recordings of real birds talking to put together enough CD’s to help people?
And this is when the light really came on for me… Because I had released the first edition of my “Teach Your Parrot To Talk On Cue” course over 2 years ago, and sold it to over 1,300 people. I had already personally trained hundreds and hundreds of parrots to talk!
So I called up these students, who had put my techniques to use, and asked for some recordings of their birds, and I got flooded with audio samples from tons of birds.
And boy did they send me some cool recordings!
But I didn’t just want the recordings, I wanted to make sure I went the extra mile, and started experimenting with the best way to structure these words onto a CD, to maximize how quickly this method could teach parrots to say new words.
And I arrived, after a lot of trial and error, at the most effective combination of word volume, time delay between words, and clarity that you could imagine.
And because these are birds that say these words, it’s a way to recreate the same concept of birds learning the language of the flock. The fact is, that parrot’s learn new words 10 times easier when it’s spoken from a parrot.
That’s why I’ve decided to
finally release a second version of my
And just in case you're thinking "Yeah right Chet... will these recordings really work for my bird?", I thought I'd share 2 pieces feedback I got from my subscribers, when I told them about this strategy.
These were 2 subscribers, that had already used other real birds to train their birds, and were letting me know I was right on in my teachings. I'll let you read them for yourself:
13 adult birds at the moment, plus a continuous number of Lovebird babies.
These birds are mostly birds that needed a home or were passed on to us as
rescue cases in extremely poor condition and unmanageable.....
So it's not just me who realizes this is a...
Bottom line, I absolutely refuse to sell a 2nd-class training system that's too complex for the average novice to follow.
So, to make sure that it's easy to use, I decided to try out the same system you're getting on my 15 year old Blue and Gold Macaw. He only knew about 5 words when we started and was not a good talker.
Boy! Did that change fast.
I took everything I had just learned from that old pro, and my own knowledge and experience about teaching parrots, to talk. And I went to work.
So I picked a completely new phrase that my bird had never said before,
It worked! The whole process from start to finish only took about 10 days. Plus I never spent more than 15 minutes a day training him to talk.
Can you imagine how many phrases your bird will say?
Accept Nothing Less Than The Very Best
In order to come up with the same amount of "Parrot Speech Training Expertise" that is crammed, jammed and packed into this training system...
... You would have had to spend thousands if not tens of thousands of dollars trying to get a hold of high quality recordings from real talking parrots...
... Just take a look at how much it cost me to create this system. First I spent months surveying bird owners to find only the most clever, and interesting bird phrases. I had to spend thousands of dollars on 'high-quality' microphones and recording equipment, and then ship them back and forth over the entire country for people to be able to get clear recordings of their birds. (that's one heck of a Fed-Ex bill)
And if that wasn't enough, I had to wade through hundreds of hours of audio recordings of birds, edit them out, cut out background noises, static, and hissing... All to create the clearest, most unique training CD's the parrot world has ever and will ever see. We're talking thousands of man hours, and a personal investment of over $16,891.00 to bring these to the market.
And that doesn't even begin to account for the thousand dollar phone bills I racked up, talking to clients over seas and paying those long-distance charges, to beg them to record their parrots, and walk them through setting up the audio equipment to get the clearest recordings.
But don't get me started, because those are just the costs for producing the audio CD's of this course, and doesn't begin to account for all the time spent driving to interview the most clever parrot trainers in the world, to learn just one more thing to add to this course that could help your parrot talk better...
...Then laboring at the computer as I compiled those interview notes into the most comprehensive speech training manual that exists, which led to the decision to shoot a brand new DVD course where we filmed 'live' speech training sessions, so you can see specific techniques and how to apply them to your bird, from the comfort of your couch.
Then... Just in case you thought all that effort still wasn't enough... I went one step further, and actually tested these tools on my birds to make sure they worked... And that they'd work for all species, even budgies!
So Think about it. Just the time you save is worth many times the cost of the course. There's nothing else like it. But if you're not sure and you don't believe me, then don't. Rather, give it a try and let me take all the risk for you with my...
In Summary, Here's What You Get With The
Training & Tricks Vol. 7 Talking On Cue"
Here's a small taste of what you'll discover from this DVD's speech strategy sessions...
Parrot Voices Training System"
Special 3-CD Audio Pack
Your bird will finally be able to learn the way Mother Nature Intended — from other 'Real' birds! a remarkable value at $147
These CD's are preprogrammed for optimum training. We've done all the experimenting for you on our own birds, and have seen amazing results. All you have to do, is play the CD's to your parrot, and walk away.
And because of the way we programmed them, he'll never get bored, and will start to learn words, sentences and phrases 10 times faster than any method that's previously existed.
Think about it... It's even better than listening to 'Real' birds talk, because you'll get optimum frequency for faster learning, without over repetition.
"How To Get Your Parrot To Say Anything You Want, Whenever You Want" Manual
We'll rush you this power packed manual — really, it's a super value at $47 — and it's included with your system.
This powerful manual contains training lesson plans, my invaluable notes from that 80-year-old parrot training pro, and tips answering every question you could even begin to imagine asking about how to teach your parrot to talk.
Bonus Chapter To "How To Get Your Parrot To Say Anything You Want, Whenever You Want"
The new surprise gift chapter that expands on the manual, and it's a super value at $11 — also included with your system.
Discover the little-known secret that motivates every bird to talk. This is key to fast and easy training. It'll save you hours of frustration and actually make it fun for both of you.
Your Step-By-Step "Exactly How I Trained My Bird To Talk On Cue" Audio Training Course
This audio course is a cool $39 value, also included.
You'll immediately get a top-secret web address where I keep proprietary audio files. There's nothing to download — nothing at all technical you need to do. Just click the "play" buttons.
Plus we'll send you the CD recordings in the mail as well...
I don't care what kind of computer you own or how old it is, you just click the buttons and hear instant, clear audio. (All you really need is a computer and a set of working speakers!)
I'll guide you through the training, step-by-step, so you can get started right away. If there's anything you want to hear over, just click, "rewind", then click "play", again. Listen as many times as you like, whenever you like, at your own pace.
I'll hold your hand and walk you through everything you need to know, including how to get your parrot motivated to talk, how to train your parrot to speak in a clear voice, and much, much more.
I reveal every tip and trick that I learned when teaching my parrot how to talk on cue. If I had to only offer one product on this whole web page, it would be this one. It is a true must have training guide for every parrot owner.
"Turn Your Parrot's Annoying Screams For Your Attention Into Cute Songs, Words or Behaviors Within A Matter Of Days" Special Report
This special report is a "must-have" for any parrot owner. And it's also a nice $15 value, included with your system.
If your parrot is a screamer, or if it constantly screams for you the instant you step out of sight begging for your attention, then imagine teaching your parrot to fluff up his feathers when he wants your attention, instead of screaming.
In fact, we even teach you how to get your parrot to sing a favorite song when he wants your attention. Wouldn't that be nice? Heck, remember what peace and quiet was like?
"How Can I Get My Bird To Love Me"
Now, I could easily sell the entire "deluxe" system for $300-500. That's how much it normally costs to have your bird professionally trained.
(In fact, I charge my clients that much, and sometimes more, when I'm hired to train birds individually.)
And that doesn't take into account the amount of time, aggravation and money you would spend trying to learn it all and doing it yourself.
Look at it this way: can you put a price tag on your peace of mind? Can you justify the time and cost it would require for you to scour, search, try and test every "speech training" strategy out there only to find 1-2 (or none!) that work?
So since we recently introduced this package, I want to "clear out" my
first batch by offering the deluxe system for
$199.95 $97 for a limited time!
Why $97? Because the normal price Will Be $199.95. And I know $200 is a little steep for some people. But after our initial introductory phase (probably in a few weeks or so), I'm going to raise it back to $199.95. So you better hurry!
All in all you get over 12 parrot, "Real Speech" training tools with the deluxe speech training system for only $97. It's a steal at that price!
When you break that down, that means you're paying less than $13.86 for each and every component in this high-quality "Real Speech" training system.
For your convenience, we'll ship out the entire 12 pieces of this course to your doorstep, plus make our 'talking on cue' CD available through web audio, so you can get started right away. You don't have to wait for it in the mail! So do it now...
Still A Little Too Much? Why Not Get The "Basic" Package, Then, For Less?
If $97 is still a little steep for you, I understand. Problem is, I can't give any more special discounts or price breaks. The time and cost I personally invested in this program and putting it together is well worth the price tag.
But to make things fair for you, let me offer you a more "trimmed down" version. That way, I can reduce your price and make it more affordable for you.
Right now, you can have our basic speech training package
where we'll lower our costs by delivery our "Speech Training" manual
and "Talking On Cue" audio seminar as a special digital download, instead of
mailing them to your home,
$57 for a limited time!
But you must act right away.
Again, I won't be offering this special introductory offer for long. In fact, most of professional parrot-training colleagues think I'm absolutely nuts for practically giving this package away. So please act soon and grab copy immediately.
Still not sure? Then...
... I Want To Sweeten The Pot And Give You
Every Possible Reason To Say "YES" Today!
So I'm including two other bonuses you'll love!
But you must act now. This is a launch phase, so these bonuses are
strictly limited, and on a first come, first served basis. They're going quick,
and as of right now I only have
50 43 38 21 17 CD's left so you must act quickly. Here are the details...
Limited Bonus #1
Stop Your Birds Screaching, Screaming & Other Annoying Vocals! - a $24.95 value
If your bird screams, this CD will show you how to stop screaming dead in it's tracks. And if your bird doesn't scream, believe me, there's a high probability that someday he will. But this recording will give you the preventative medicine you need to make sure your parrot stays quiet for ever!
But I promise that only the first
So you don't want to dilly dally!
Limited Bonus #2
How To Get Your
The number one question I get every day from my subscribers, is "How do I get my parrot to love me?" So I've decided to give you a free copy of my 'parrot taming' ebook that will show you how to get your parrot to start loving you.
Because there's nothing worse than using the techniques taught in this course, to teach your parrot how to talk up a storm, but have him turn around and bite you relentlessly.
Wouldn't you rather have him love you instead?
After this special promotion ends, I will either have to raise the price of the system (more than likely) so I can pay for more CD's, or I simply stop giving these extra bonuses!
So act today. This is a launch phase, and over 123,703 people have already been emailed about this course becoming available. So please, I insist that you don't miss out on these valuable, free secret bonuses right now.
When you order my system today, you get...
You don't have to decide now if this product is for you. Just get it and try it out. If it isn't everything I say it is, you get your money back.
Not only that. If you don't like it for whatever reason, all I ask is that you return the package to me. Plus I'll even let you keep the digital ebook and Talking On Cue audio download as my way of saying "thanks for giving us a try." I can't be any fairer than that!
The Complete "Real Speech"
The Basic System For $57
Or you can give my Basic Speech Training Package a try. To order the basic training system just click the button below
To you and your parrot's success,
P.S. Because there's a very limited supply. And because I have sent an email to 123,703 people to let them know I was launching this new product, I am bound to run out of the 17 CD's.
So don't be shocked if you come back to this website tomorrow, or even later today, and ALL the limited bonuses are no longer available (or that the price has gone up). Thank you in advance for understanding.
P.P.S. And just to give you a little taste of how popular this course is... Here's a picture of all the orders that have come over on just the first day that this "Teach Your Parrot To Talk" course is available. We filled up both our Mercury Cougar and our entire Ford Explorer, just getting out the first days orders!
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