Only 3 more days 'till I expose bad pet shops!
Agent 'C' here, reminding you that we have now
compiled all the 'intel' we gathered from raiding
crappy pet shops and will be releasing this
information to the public at 12:03am this Friday,
the 17th of November.
We have compiled over 10 hours of audio and video
surveillance of bad pet shops into a step-by-step
system that's designed to take someone by the hand
and show them how to secretly analyze a pet shop,
to make sure it's safe to buy your bird from.
So if you're looking to buy a bird for the first
time, or you're looking to add another member to
your flock, you'll want to get your hands on this
footage the second it gets out. Plus there's another
reason this footage should interest you...
You may be thinking that the shop you either bought
your parrot from, or are going to buy your parrot
from is perfectly fine, and you don't need someone
to show you how to analyze your store.
But I'm here to tell you that you're walking on
thin ice with that type of mentality. In fact some
of the footage you'll see in our system shows you a
pet shop that most people would LOVE to buy their
bird from. Their bird's are all loving, the owners
seem SUPER nice and it's a great atmosphere.
In fact I've bought toys from them on 5 separate
occasions. But guess what I just found out about
this so called "great" store...
... I got word from an ex store agent that these
people get their birds from a 'less than stellar'
breeder... and a recent group of birds tested
positive for a disease that's name I can't pronounce.
But the point is, I used to think this store was
great, and could have brought home some infectious
disease from their store and transferred it to my
birds.
Which is why one of the things we teach you in this
new system is how to spot check these types of pet
stores for diseases -- it's crucial!
After all, many of you reading this message don't
plan on buying another bird, but you should still
know how to spot terrible problems like diseases so
you don't bring home something that infects the parrots
you already have -- possibly killing them!
This issue hit's particularly close to home as I've
just recently lost one of my birds, and even though
his death was NOT caused from a pet store, it pisses
me off to know that 6 out of every 7 stores we snuck
into and video taped, didn't care enough to screen
their birds for diseases. They just don't care
if someone like you and I has a bird die on us because
of their neglect -- this is wrong!
So when I release this footage on Friday morning,
make sure you're one of the people who gets there
in time to grab a copy.
What I'm releasing should change the way people
buy parrots. It'll weed out all the crappy pet stores
and help the few GREAT stores out there be rewarded
with tons of people like you giving them there business.
So until Friday I've got to go dark again...
code word for going undercover... so my enemies can't
track me down and stop me from releasing this 'intel'
Until then... Agent 'C' Out
P.S. I should also remind you that in addition to
releasing this new footage as a ground breaking
new tool for people to learn from when buying a new
parrot, I'm going to be donating 20% of the proceeds
to parrot rescue organizations.
In fact my goal is to raise $10,000 and present it to
my favorite parrot rescue organization this
Thanksgiving -- to help take care of the thousands of
parrot's who've been abandoned and mistreated by
their owners. Won't that be a sweet Thanksgiving day
surprise!
So even if you don't think you have any need for the
information I'm releasing on Friday, visit my website
on friday morning as I'll have plenty of ways you can
help us reach our goal of donating $10,000 to a parrot
rescue organization -- I might even throw in a few
free goodies if you get there early enough.
P.S. If you're reading this email and wonder who the
heck agent 'C' is, or why I'm talking in spy lingo, or
what this whole email is even about, you can get
yourself updated by reading many of the other posts
on this blog.
Let's just say it's a fun way to tackle a VERY serious
issue of parrot abuse and neglect in our society ;-)
compiled all the 'intel' we gathered from raiding
crappy pet shops and will be releasing this
information to the public at 12:03am this Friday,
the 17th of November.
We have compiled over 10 hours of audio and video
surveillance of bad pet shops into a step-by-step
system that's designed to take someone by the hand
and show them how to secretly analyze a pet shop,
to make sure it's safe to buy your bird from.
So if you're looking to buy a bird for the first
time, or you're looking to add another member to
your flock, you'll want to get your hands on this
footage the second it gets out. Plus there's another
reason this footage should interest you...
You may be thinking that the shop you either bought
your parrot from, or are going to buy your parrot
from is perfectly fine, and you don't need someone
to show you how to analyze your store.
But I'm here to tell you that you're walking on
thin ice with that type of mentality. In fact some
of the footage you'll see in our system shows you a
pet shop that most people would LOVE to buy their
bird from. Their bird's are all loving, the owners
seem SUPER nice and it's a great atmosphere.
In fact I've bought toys from them on 5 separate
occasions. But guess what I just found out about
this so called "great" store...
... I got word from an ex store agent that these
people get their birds from a 'less than stellar'
breeder... and a recent group of birds tested
positive for a disease that's name I can't pronounce.
But the point is, I used to think this store was
great, and could have brought home some infectious
disease from their store and transferred it to my
birds.
Which is why one of the things we teach you in this
new system is how to spot check these types of pet
stores for diseases -- it's crucial!
After all, many of you reading this message don't
plan on buying another bird, but you should still
know how to spot terrible problems like diseases so
you don't bring home something that infects the parrots
you already have -- possibly killing them!
This issue hit's particularly close to home as I've
just recently lost one of my birds, and even though
his death was NOT caused from a pet store, it pisses
me off to know that 6 out of every 7 stores we snuck
into and video taped, didn't care enough to screen
their birds for diseases. They just don't care
if someone like you and I has a bird die on us because
of their neglect -- this is wrong!
So when I release this footage on Friday morning,
make sure you're one of the people who gets there
in time to grab a copy.
What I'm releasing should change the way people
buy parrots. It'll weed out all the crappy pet stores
and help the few GREAT stores out there be rewarded
with tons of people like you giving them there business.
So until Friday I've got to go dark again...
code word for going undercover... so my enemies can't
track me down and stop me from releasing this 'intel'
Until then... Agent 'C' Out
P.S. I should also remind you that in addition to
releasing this new footage as a ground breaking
new tool for people to learn from when buying a new
parrot, I'm going to be donating 20% of the proceeds
to parrot rescue organizations.
In fact my goal is to raise $10,000 and present it to
my favorite parrot rescue organization this
Thanksgiving -- to help take care of the thousands of
parrot's who've been abandoned and mistreated by
their owners. Won't that be a sweet Thanksgiving day
surprise!
So even if you don't think you have any need for the
information I'm releasing on Friday, visit my website
on friday morning as I'll have plenty of ways you can
help us reach our goal of donating $10,000 to a parrot
rescue organization -- I might even throw in a few
free goodies if you get there early enough.
P.S. If you're reading this email and wonder who the
heck agent 'C' is, or why I'm talking in spy lingo, or
what this whole email is even about, you can get
yourself updated by reading many of the other posts
on this blog.
Let's just say it's a fun way to tackle a VERY serious
issue of parrot abuse and neglect in our society ;-)
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