Pet Shops Get Caught This Halloween
For the past several months, my brother and I have
been planning a 'TOP Secret' mission designed
to expose the immoral ways that pet shops and
breeders are selling parrots in our society.
I won't go into all the literally 'Gorey' details
about how parrots are being sold and mistreated in
virtually 80% of the parrot shops we've survielanced...
... those details are still confidential, and the
release of that intel would compromise todays mission.
So for now, you're to operate in the dark, and await
future orders pending the outcome of todays mission.
But I can tell you these 3 things...
--> This email is NOT a Halloween joke -- We've
spent a lot of money on some pretty fancy
gadgets to make sure we capture 'intel' that
will expose how bad pet shops are selling
parrots.
--> We WILL be providing you with VIDEO proof --
of our missions 'intel' upon successful
insertion and extraction from these 'Hot Zones'
--> You will be recieving a 'Top Secret' field
report with full intelligence details within
the week.
--> Once I expose these details I am certain to
create many enemies -- forcing me to go dark,
and rely on you (my best field agent) to help
me get this intel into the public's hands.
This is TRULY the most daring thing I've ever done.
Going into pet shops and literally spying on them to
expose their bad practices will be very nerve racking.
We'll have to be extremely careful not to get caught,
and will need the best of disguises to keep from
being exposed. That's why we picked Halloween -- We
can dress up as spies and nobody will no the
difference ;-)
So for now, lay low, have a great time scaring your
neighborhood kids this year, or keeping yours from
being too scared, and I'll do my best to update you
on our missions success in a few days.
Wish me luck Agents,
Agent "C" out!
(short for Chet)
P.S. I want it to be VERY clear that this is not the
typical, "Save the Whales" type of mission. I'm not
an over the top environmentalist whacko... and what
I'm about to reveal doesn't even attempt to go there.
I have found many environmentalist organizations
extremely invasive into my rights to own parrots,
and I'm against many of their overbearing policies,
as they nearly stole our Cockatoo on a trip back from
the Caribean.
Instead I welcome you to follow me along on this
mission and let it open your eyes as to what breeders
and pet shops you should start avoiding -- and
discover tons of tips and tricks for spotting the few
parrot shops that go above and beyond, to raise
parrots the right way.
I promise it'll be a fun, informative and eye opening
adventure for both of us.
been planning a 'TOP Secret' mission designed
to expose the immoral ways that pet shops and
breeders are selling parrots in our society.
I won't go into all the literally 'Gorey' details
about how parrots are being sold and mistreated in
virtually 80% of the parrot shops we've survielanced...
... those details are still confidential, and the
release of that intel would compromise todays mission.
So for now, you're to operate in the dark, and await
future orders pending the outcome of todays mission.
But I can tell you these 3 things...
--> This email is NOT a Halloween joke -- We've
spent a lot of money on some pretty fancy
gadgets to make sure we capture 'intel' that
will expose how bad pet shops are selling
parrots.
--> We WILL be providing you with VIDEO proof --
of our missions 'intel' upon successful
insertion and extraction from these 'Hot Zones'
--> You will be recieving a 'Top Secret' field
report with full intelligence details within
the week.
--> Once I expose these details I am certain to
create many enemies -- forcing me to go dark,
and rely on you (my best field agent) to help
me get this intel into the public's hands.
This is TRULY the most daring thing I've ever done.
Going into pet shops and literally spying on them to
expose their bad practices will be very nerve racking.
We'll have to be extremely careful not to get caught,
and will need the best of disguises to keep from
being exposed. That's why we picked Halloween -- We
can dress up as spies and nobody will no the
difference ;-)
So for now, lay low, have a great time scaring your
neighborhood kids this year, or keeping yours from
being too scared, and I'll do my best to update you
on our missions success in a few days.
Wish me luck Agents,
Agent "C" out!
(short for Chet)
P.S. I want it to be VERY clear that this is not the
typical, "Save the Whales" type of mission. I'm not
an over the top environmentalist whacko... and what
I'm about to reveal doesn't even attempt to go there.
I have found many environmentalist organizations
extremely invasive into my rights to own parrots,
and I'm against many of their overbearing policies,
as they nearly stole our Cockatoo on a trip back from
the Caribean.
Instead I welcome you to follow me along on this
mission and let it open your eyes as to what breeders
and pet shops you should start avoiding -- and
discover tons of tips and tricks for spotting the few
parrot shops that go above and beyond, to raise
parrots the right way.
I promise it'll be a fun, informative and eye opening
adventure for both of us.
